Well I actually did it. I got on a plane and have now departed on a two week holiday. Last time I took a two-consecutive week holiday I think I was in college. And I have been looking forward to this rather desperately. I'm drained, worn and in need of recuperating in a bad way. I have been taxed in energy to the point that even seeing my most favorite people was getting to be too much. Family, friends. Not good. It was time to treat myself to the same kind of holiday that would make me green with envy when my friends would share their experiences.

This is where I'm writing from...

This is how I got here...

Sometime last year, my mom approached me and asked if I was planning to take any holiday time this year. I missed out on my family's holiday last Xmas, which was upsetting for all of us, so I was hoping to get some time in with the kids and my parents as much as the rest. I told her I was planning to be away during the Olympics, wouild that work? Yup, it would, but where? Costa Rica was decided upon,but little detail work was discussed until close to December of last year. Where did we want ot go? Who was coming? For how long? My schedule was flexible, but the Olympic dates made the most sense from a client-management point-of-view. So, blah blah blah, emails sent bcak and forth, and TADA - Mom booked a condo in Playa Flamoingo for three weeks. It was actually coming together.

Sunday, Feb 15 was a daze. I had spent the weekend participating in Olympic fever, as well as my usual weekend debauchery. That weekend the impending departure gave me new vigor for getting in as many bars and restaurants as I could... after all, I'd be gone for two weeks. I had done nothing to prespare for my trip, and had work that absolutely had to be tied up before I left.

Through a true hungover fog, I managed to get it all done. Monday morning I was up at 7 to get a project delivered to a client (I kept Sunday night light... was only out til one). Then I had to pack. Yes, i left this to the last minute. But a jammed everything sunshine in a suitcase and was out the door at 11 on my way to New West to meet the parents and my niece, Aislinn. The travelers.

We left New West a bit longer than I had expected, due to last minute prescription drop offs for Grandpa and a return over the Patullo bridge to get Mom's ac cord for her laptop. But then we were on our way across the border to SeaTac Airport.

We had purposefully given ourselves tons of time, anticipating Everett and Seattle rush hour. We stopped at Everett Mall and chowed down and Famous Dave's BBQ. If you haven't been, make a point of finding this place. Amazing. We ordered the feat for 2, if you can believe that. And any place with 23 oz beer is fine by me.

All of us now in full pork and brisket comas, we managed to get to the parking place close to SeaTac and in the shuttle. Check-in was a breeze, and we found ourselves at the gate a full 1.5 hours early. I didn't care. We spent the time in crosswords and laughing through the Lonely Planet Latin Spanish phrasebook, which includes a whole dating and "getting closer" section. My 13-yr old niece now knows how to say "Easy Tiger!" in Spanish, as well as "Piss off!", which I'm pretty sure is really saying "Eat Shit", as the word mierde is pretty recognizable to me.

The first leg of the flights was SeaTac to Dallas Ft Worth. The pork coma was still sitting heavy, so it wasn't hard to just fall asleep. I woke up about 30 mins out of Dallas, and as we flew over the city, I remembered how much I hated that town. I was glad to be over it rather than in it. Memories of being chased home from school, being mocked by student and teacher for being Canadian, church embarrassment, and general I-hate-being-13 crap sifted through my head as we went in search of our next gate. We had to take the Skybus, which was an efficient way of getting around an otherwise labyrinth of an airport.

We got to the gate as it was boarding... off to Miami. There was an older gentleman sitting in the aisle seat, wearing a navy sports coat, very neatly pressed grey slacks and the shiniest black shoes I had ever seen that weren't actually patent leather. The baseball cap on his head explained it all, Air Force. He looked like Donald Sutherland, and sounded a bit like him, too, but with a deep southern accent, and the manners to go with. After we sat, he asked if we were heading home. I informed him of our home town and that we were on route to Costa Rica. "Well, ma'am, there's no better way to get anywhere than through America." I smiled and suppressed a chuckle. I hadn't been around blatant American patriotism in a long time. "Now wher'd you say you were from?" he asked. "Vancouver," i repeated. "Why do I think that's familiar?" I'm sure my eyebrow wiggled as I tried not to sound to huffy. "Well, the winter Olympics are there right now." "Oh, right. That's it." Not a winter sports fan, I guess.

It was only a two hour flight, but I managed to sleep a bit. I awoke to the sunrise coming over the low lying clouds, which was spectacular. Aislinn and I did a couple of crosswords, oohed and aaahed over Key West, then watched in awe as we spun around over the ocean and landed in the middle of the city. Last time I flew that close to buildings was when we landed in Hong Kong. Well, there was a trip involving mushrooms, superpowers and New York, but that wasn't really real. I've never been to New York.

American Donald Sutherland wished us safe travels and thanked us for flying American. We were on American Airlines, but I doubt that's what he was referring to.

A one hour layover in Miami gave us time to grab a quick sandwich. It 11 a.m. our time, and we had been travelling 11 p.m. the night before. I was tempted by a bucket of beer at the coffee shop, but decided against it, knowing my bladder's relationship with airplanes. The woman screeching into to mic at the gate was so annoying I actually felt like punching her in the face, so i tried to concentrate on the sandwich. i was actually pleasantly surprised by the quality - most airport food is shite. This was fresh, and the coffee had real coffee in it, not the watery excuse for caffeine they were serving on the plane.

The news was on. Not a smidge of Olympic coverage, which I suppose isn't too offensive considering we were in Miami.

Once on the plane, both Aislinn and I were suddenly pooped. I crashed out for a good two hours, and when we both dragged out eyes open, we were flying over what I think was Nicaragua. OR Honduras. We pulled out the map and tried to figure it out, which we thought we had until we began out descent into Costa Rica. I have now idea what direction we were flying in from, and we both had the map turned in all different directions. So many coves with beautiful, pristine beaches were passing underneath us.

We landed in Liberia. I shed my cardigan and shoved my leather jacket in my bag. Aislinn unraveled her layers as we got ready to step out in to the heat. The wind was up, and as we stepped off the plane, it felt like a million hair driers had just been turned on us. I'm sure I swore out loud.

We met up with the parentals inside the "Arrivals" building, which was an open air truss-structured barn with customs immigration desks. We zoomed through Immigration, got our bags, and then through customs. Both processes involved handing over paperwork and being waved through. I could see the gaggle of transportation people hovering outside and had a pang of nervousness. I was reminded of China and the Change-Money's (if you ever traveled to PRC pre-one-currency, you know what I mean).

My nervousness was assuaged as a lovely gentleman in an official looking green shirt approached me and quickly asked where we were going, did we have a reservation and how many of us were there? Boom, in a cab. An air conditioned cab. Flat rate, dropped off to the hotel. Yes, please.

Off we went, heading for a twenty minute trek to the coast. I must say, i was happy for the trip. We got to see a bit of the interior, with huge sugar can farms, road-side "sodas", or lunch shacks, and more real estate signage that the Westbank in Kelowna. One such sign advertised beach from property for on 25K. I knew I was going to like it here. And a giant Home Depot type store with a very full parking lot. A promising sign for investors.

We pulled up to the hotel, found rooms and literally dropped all of our belongings, grabbed the bikinis and headed straight for the pool. Well, I headed straight for the bar and downed two ice cold Bavarias before Mom made it out.

Aislinn and I went for a quick walk down to the beach and saw a beautiful hammock, empty, hanging between two trees. I beelined for it and we jostled our tired bones into it. We managed to grab a couple of pics before...

Aisy in the "borrowed" hammock

... I heard a female voice behind me... "Pardon, senorita..." I turned my head. Surely you can't reserve the hammock. "Dees ees my ammock." "Oh, you're next?" I asked, trying to get my bearings as Aislinn and I wrung out of the fabric. "No, senorita. Ess my ammock." Oh. Like literally. I apologized and Aislinn and I giggled back up to the hotel. Another beer and a bite of salad and I felt normal enough to get in the pool. It was cool on our very warm skin, but quickly became just right. The pool is shaded by giant palms, and so is kept at a decent temperature instead of getting too hot under the sun.

It was three p.m. local time. 34 degrees, windy and a touch more humid than I'm used too.

I wandered down to the beach with another beer and sat watching the tide come in. There were boogie boarders, wave jumpers and beach bums, but not too many. Not a sign of commercialism... which was remarkably refreshing. Nothing to remind me of work. Nothing to remind me that the tide was coming in.

Flip flop and Bavaria in the grey sand

Swoosh.

I managed to save the camera, but my flip flops wound up waaaaay down beach, and my hotel towel, covered in black sand and beachy goodness. I sheepishly traded it in as i headed to my room to rinse off my sarong.

Mom and Dad wanted to go for a walk, so we all shoed up and started a trek up a road we didn't know. There was a group of seedy looking young men with scrawny dogs at the intersection, obviously there to "guide" strangers about. I was offered a map to buy by one such ambassadore who's sunglasses looked like Ray Parker Jr's in the Ghostbusters video. I wanted them. I didn't ask. Nor was I overly enthused about the map.

We walked past and headed up a dirt path, past a cement school with soccer field and cow... then we realized we couldn't really walk through anywhere to get to the beach, so we pulled the dumb tourist move and trespassed through another hotel, coming back out to the beach-side path to make out return. We found a shop that rents boats and boogie boards, and the owner was pleasant enough to offer his sons as instructors. Which would have been great if any of them were over 14. But they also ran a seafood restaurant three, and the menu looked promising. We decided to go there for dinner later.

Dad and Aisy on the beach... no one else seems to be around...

Mom and her shadow at the shore line

Sun starting to set over the hill

Upon return to the hotel, I realized I was in much need of a siesta. The rooms are ac'd so I quickly fell asleep for 20 minutes, and woke up feeling rested and cooled off. I dressed for dinner (because I believe in that sort of thing) in capris and a light olive tank, with a wrap and some bangles for style. Wrap lace sandals. (yes, I will be reporting my wardrobe during the trip, as well as shopping and meals.)

Mom and the sunset

We walked down to the restaurant and sat. And sat. And sat. Now I get "Island Time", "Indian Time" and even "Hammer Time", but you all must know I hate waiting for food and drink service. I did a lot of breathing. The owner's wife is American. She spies us and rushes over with menus. A Spanish speaking waiter comes over 15 minutes later and we figure out drinks and order food. Aislinn is suffering from massive low blood sugar and naps with her head on the table. The food is taking forever. There are six tables out of twenty possible. This should not be a problem. I hear the server explain to another table that it's "busy". Oh dear.

Once the food arrives, we're more than happy. Dad's breaded shrimp is hand down the best i have ever had. Most breading makes the shrimp tough and it's so easy to overcook, but this was very fresh shrimp, and was so juicy. Seriously. Best evar. (that was for you, PBE) I had a mixed grill that was over-cooked, but still tasty. Aisy devoured her Hamburguesa con papas fritas before we could ask how it tasted. We assume good things.

Aisy and I headed back to the hotel first. Dad settled the bill. Which was 40 bucks, tip included. 250 g shrimp, mixed grill, huge veggie salad, burger. All with sides. Two beer, one glass wine, one coffee. Love this place.

The walk back ot the hotel was mild and dark. A few random "Hola"s came drifting to us. the stars were huge, bright, and close, with the sliver of moon already gone. The surf crashed next to us as we walked silently by starlight.

And then to bed. A long, solid dream-fuelled sleep awaited us.